First Haircut

If there's one thing Daddy can do without researching, it's cutting Baby's hair. I get my haircut at least every couple of weeks, and when I do, I watch my barbers very carefully to further hone my skills. One of my barbers, Vlad, can be found in the world famous 34th street Subway station. Vlad can make your hair look much shorter than before like no other barber can. He can also repair your shoes and cut keys.

By applying Vlad's exotic hair cutting techniques to Baby, Daddy knows the results can only be fantabulous. The only differences are tiny blunt-tipped scissors, and a smaller head that doesn't really stay still. No problem.

Wait, what are those? Scissors? You're gonna cut what?

With blunt-tipped blades in hand, and hair-repellent shawl in place, we gauge what Baby will lose and what he'll keep.

That's mine! Don't touch that!

Along with my hair assistant, Mommy, we snipped and nipped at Baby's locks to create a vision of simultaneous masculinity and beauty.

Back off! Back off you crazy people!

Ahhh... Fantabulous!

My hair! What did you do to my hair???

OK, maybe it didn't turn out like we expected... But it'll grow back.

Hey, I can see my forehead!

Had I done some research and saved Baby from weeks of embarrassment, I would have found a few specialized local shops in NY for cutting baby hair:

• Locks N Lads
• Kids Cuts

Or Daddy can keep practicing until he gets it right.